COSMIC CRYSTALS: OUR NEWEST CELESTIAL OFFERING

Have you manifested your Cosmic Crystal yet? Chiseled directly from the mines of your newly opened heart space, these Crystals are The Answer from The Universe you have been seeking.

 

Mirrored Reflective Lenses

For Regular Heads

Best for Road, Trail, or Taco runs

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARISED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARISED

Glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

 

TIME TO GET YOUR AURA RIGHT.

Deep, and we mean deep, in the jagged red rocks of Vasquez, near a hidden oasis, you will find your spiritual awakening, and new leader. We call him....BabyCarlsho. He is wise. He is super old. And most importantly, he is always chillin. This is the key to getting your aura right. Well, that, and a carved-out hunk of Flamingo-ite on yo' face.

FLAMINGO-ITE AURA RIGHT -OG's

$49.00Price