COSMIC CRYSTALS: OUR NEWEST CELESTIAL
Have you manifested your Cosmic Crystal yet? Chiseled directly from the mines of your newly opened heart space, these Crystals are The Answer from The Universe you have been seeking.
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Tall & Wide Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.
1 NO SLIP
A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
2 NO BOUNCE
Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
3 ALL POLARISED
Glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 REFLECTIVE LENSES
Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.
5 NO DEMOGORGANS
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.
TIGERS ARE AMAZING.
Their saliva is an antiseptic, their urine smells like buttered popcorn, and their crystals infuse wearers with self-confidence. Introducing Tiger's Eye Gazing. Put on these tiger's eye-inspired lenses and you'll have the inner strength to accomplish anything. And if your buds have any open wounds or unbuttered popcorn, you've got bodily fluids to help them out. (When you do, they'll say, "Thanks, tiger.")