SHINE BRIGHT
With the goodr Chrome Package, your face looks especially elegant and classy. Compared to other plastics, chromenonium is quite stable and resistant to Vicegrip Syndrome. (That's where sunglasses suddenly start tightening and squeeze your head like an orange.) The uniquely shiny look provides complementary contrast and controppeddy piddledydoos in the wuzkuckle. We're not just making up empty jargon here. If you want classegance, Add the Chrome Package. It's a hoity-toity deloity.
 
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads or Wider Heads
Best Suited for Reaching New Heights
 
LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARISED
4 ALL SPEED
5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP
 
CLASSIC CAR STARTER KIT
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