NON-REFLECTIVE
FOR REGULAR HEADS
BEST FOR "RECYCLING"
 
PSSST...C'MERE.
CRAZY EDDY WANTS TO TELL YOU A SECRET. EXTREME DUMPSTER DIVING IS THE NEXT BIG THING!!!!! NEED A NEW LAPTOP? THE DUMPSTER BEHIND THE WATER RECLAMATION PLANT IS A GOLD MINE. GRAB A CELL PHONE TOO! JUST REMEMBER TO PUT ON YOUR WRAP G SUNNIES FIRST. THEY WON'T FOG UP ON THE STEAMIEST OF HEADS OR IN THE FOULEST OF STENCHES.
 
MADE FOR | BIKING
GREAT FOR | BEASTING | RUNNING
 
DO I PLAY SPORTS???
BASKETBALL? BORING!!!

SOCCER? STUPID!!!

HOCKEY? HORRIBLE!!!

TENNIS? TEDIOUS!!!

CRICKET? CRAPFEST!!!

WE'RE HARDCORE, BABAYYYYY!!!!

THERE'S ONLY ONE SPORT WE F*CKING CARE ABOUT!!!!!

WOOOOOO!!!!

EXTREME DUMPSTER DRIVING