MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES
FOR REGULAR HEADS
BEST FOR HANDS-FREE ACTIVITIES
 
EXTREME SCUFFLE
BRINGING TENTACLES TO A FISTFIGHT IS A SURE WAY TO WHOOP SOME ASS!!! YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED!!! OUTMUSCLED!!! OUT-FILL-IN-THE-F***ING BLANK!!!! YOUR FISTS MEAN NOTHING HERE, HUMAN!!! NOTHING!!! YOU'RE AS FRAGILE AS A CORAL REEF!!! BRING YOUR BEST FIGHTER AND WATCH THEM GET DROP-KICKED WITH EASE!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!! LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!!!
 
MADE FOR - BIKING
GREAT FOR - BEASTING | RUNNING
 
INTRODUCING LOOK MA, NO HANDS:
AN EXTREME POEM TO AN EXTREME MOTHER.