MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES
FOR REGULAR HEADS
BEST FOR GOING UP, NEVER DOWN
 
BLAST FROM THE PAST
REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND CAREFREE AND YOUR BOOBS USED TO STAND UP AND SAY HELLO WHEN YOU WALKED INTO A ROOM INSTEAD OF STARING SHYLY AT THE FLOOR?! REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD TAKE A WALK WITHOUT PLAYING HACKY SACK WITH YOUR OWN SACK?! US TOO!!! F*CK GRAVITY!!!! RELIVE YOUR PERKY PAST BY EMBRACING SOME EXXXXXTREEEEEME SPORTS AND EXXXTREME WRAP G SUNNIES. JUMP OUT OF THAT PLANE WITH YOUR MIDDLE FINGERS BLAZING AND SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY!!!
 
MADE FOR | BIKING
GREAT FOR | BEASTING | RUNNING
 
INTRODUCING SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY:
A MEDIOCRE COMEDIAN DID STAND-UP WHILE SKI JUMPING OFF A CLIFF!!!!