LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS OF COURSE everyone came!!! Everyone knows Dionysus, the god of wine, general ecstasy, fruits & vegetables (many of them phallic), throws THE best orgies in town.*(*Well, maybe after Carl the Flamingo.)
 
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INTRODUCING DIONYSUS' ORGY? EVERYBODY CAME.
Pretty sure the name of this pair speaks for itself. Good talk. (P.S. Wear a rubber.)