COSMIC CRYSTALS: OUR NEWEST CELESTIAL OFFERING
Have you manifested your Cosmic Crystal yet? Chiseled directly from the mines of your newly opened heart space, these Crystals are The Answer from The Universe you have been seeking.
 
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads 
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
 
MADE FOR: RUNNING
GREAT FOR: BEASTING | BIKING
 
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARISED. ALL FUN.
 
BEHOLD: GEORGIE JUPITER.
When this cosmic being was brought into the physical world, her birth parents, Adam and Melissa (standing) bestowed upon friends Stephen and Keri (genuflecting) the title of Lodestar (a person or thing that serves as an inspiration or guide) and granted Lapis Lazuli rings as gifts. Hence this colorway name, Lapis Luzuli Lodestar. HAHAHHA and you just call it a "godparent" for your kid. Jupiter 1, Your Kid 0, and that's on you.